List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

*Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

*Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

*Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

*Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!

*Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

*Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.

*Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

*Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

*Rats! There go the lights again...

*Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey, the guy's got two of 'em.

*Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

*Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

*What's this doing here?

*I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

*That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

*I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

*Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

*Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

*Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

*And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

*OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

*Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

*Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

*FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

*Uh oh! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

  

10 Most Common Dreams and Their Meanings

1. Being Chased
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Means that your subconscious mind is indicating that you have been avoiding something/someone that is painful or frightening to you.

2. Being Cheated On
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If you have dreamed about your partner cheating on you, don’t worry! Experts say  that it can happen out of jealousy and you should not take such dreams seriously. Instead, you need to spend 
more time with each other!

3. Being Late
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Such a dream could indicate anxiousness  about work.

4. Unable to Shout
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It could indicate that one is not able to express fully and something is stopping one from achieving his/her goals.

5. You’re a Celebrity
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Such dreams could be result of watching excess of television and excessive use of internet. The idea is that when you go to bed with a pre-occupied mind, you dream accordingly

6. Dying
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A lot of dream interpreters say that death in dream could symbolize a new start or spiritual transformation. Seeing someone close as dead in dream could mean that you are parting ways with that person emotionally.

7. Falling
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One of the most common dreams. It could possibly mean things are not going right.

8. Losing Teeth
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Losing teeth could indicate loss in confidence. It could also mean that you are worried about your outlook and are concerned about a particular feature of your body.

9. Snake(s)
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It could symbolize a hidden threat that you need to take care of.

10. Water
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Dreaming about water symbolizes purification, change, and transformation of life.