1> Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either".
2> Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of ppl present.
3> Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
4> Tears: The hydraulic force by which male will-power is defeated by
female water-power...!
5> Dictionary: A place where ''divorce'' comes before ''marriage''.
6> Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a
fool drinking at the other end
7> Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
8> Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
9> Father: A banker provided by nature.
10> Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
11> Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
12> Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after… ;)
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