Classical Terminologies and their Meaning!!!!

1> Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either".

2> Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of ppl present.

3> Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

4> Tears: The hydraulic force by which male will-power is defeated by
female water-power...!

5> Dictionary: A place where ''divorce'' comes before ''marriage''.

6> Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a
fool drinking at the other end

7> Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

8> Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

9> Father: A banker provided by nature.

10> Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.

11> Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

12> Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after… ;)

Funny part of English in Facebook!!!

Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page where it says in little blue letters, "English (US)." or "German", or whatever you selected. Click on it. When the language box pops up, click on the arrow next to "English (US) and select "English (Pirate)." When you've stopped laughing, paste this as your status...

Abbrv. FAMILY

F.A.M.I.L.Y is one of the strongest words anyone can say, because the letters of FAMILY means Father And Mother I Love You!!!

New genration A-Z alphabets

A- Apple

B- Bluetooth

C- Chatting

D- Download

E- Email

F- Facebook

G- Google

H- HTML

I- Iphone

J- Java

K- Kingston

L- Lap top

M- Mobile

N- Nero

O- Orkut

P- Picasa

Q- Quickname

R- Real player

S- Server

T- Touch screen

U- USB

V- Vista

W- Wifi

X- XP

Y- Youtube

Z- Zapak

now everything is digital!!!