List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

*Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

*Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

*Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

*Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!

*Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

*Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.

*Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

*Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

*Rats! There go the lights again...

*Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey, the guy's got two of 'em.

*Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

*Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

*What's this doing here?

*I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

*That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

*I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

*Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

*Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

*Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

*And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

*OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

*Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

*Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

*FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

*Uh oh! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

  

10 Most Common Dreams and Their Meanings

1. Being Chased
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Means that your subconscious mind is indicating that you have been avoiding something/someone that is painful or frightening to you.

2. Being Cheated On
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If you have dreamed about your partner cheating on you, don’t worry! Experts say  that it can happen out of jealousy and you should not take such dreams seriously. Instead, you need to spend 
more time with each other!

3. Being Late
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Such a dream could indicate anxiousness  about work.

4. Unable to Shout
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It could indicate that one is not able to express fully and something is stopping one from achieving his/her goals.

5. You’re a Celebrity
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Such dreams could be result of watching excess of television and excessive use of internet. The idea is that when you go to bed with a pre-occupied mind, you dream accordingly

6. Dying
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A lot of dream interpreters say that death in dream could symbolize a new start or spiritual transformation. Seeing someone close as dead in dream could mean that you are parting ways with that person emotionally.

7. Falling
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One of the most common dreams. It could possibly mean things are not going right.

8. Losing Teeth
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Losing teeth could indicate loss in confidence. It could also mean that you are worried about your outlook and are concerned about a particular feature of your body.

9. Snake(s)
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It could symbolize a hidden threat that you need to take care of.

10. Water
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Dreaming about water symbolizes purification, change, and transformation of life.

MAKE SYMBOLS WITH KEYBOARD

Alt + 0153..... ™... trademark symbol

Alt + 0169.... ©.... copyright symbol

Alt + 0174..... ®... .registered trademark symbol

Alt + 0176 ...°....... .degree symbol

Alt + 0177 ...± ... .plus-or-minus sign

Alt + 0182 ...¶....... paragraph mark

Alt + 0190 ...¾...... fraction, three-fourths

Alt + 0215 .... ×..... multiplication sign

Alt + 0162... ¢...... the cent sign

Alt + 0161..... ¡...... upside down exclamation point

Alt + 0191..... ¿..... upside down question mark

Alt + 1.......... ☺... smiley fsce

Alt + 2 ......... ☻... black smiley face

Alt + 15........ ☼... sun

Alt + 12........ ♀.... female sign

Alt + 11....... ♂.... male sign

Alt + 6......... ♠..... spade sign

Alt + 5.......... ♣.... Club symbol

Alt + 3.......... ♥.... Heart

Alt + 4.......... ♦..... Diamond

Alt + 13........ ♪..... eighth note

Alt + 14........ ♫.... beamed eighth note

Alt + 8721.... ∑.... N-ary summation (auto sum)

Alt + 251...... √..... square root check mark

Alt + 8236..... ∞.... infinity

Alt + 24........ ↑..... up arrow

Alt + 25........ ↓..... down arrow

Alt + 26........ →... right pointing arrow

Alt + 27........ ←... left arrow

Alt + 18........ ↕..... up/down arrow

Alt + 29........ ↔... left right arrow

QUESTIONS YOU CAN NEVER ANSWER.....Njoy reading this!!! Amazing!!!

- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 

- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? 

- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? 

- What is the speed of darkness? 

- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? 

- If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? 

- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? 

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

Did you ever stop and wonder... 

- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' 

- Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.' 

- Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 

- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 

- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? 

- Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? 

- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 

- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 

- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 

- Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 

Stop singing and read on......... 

- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 

- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 

- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do u think "English is an easy language"?

 I think a retired English teacher was bored.THIS IS GREAT! Read all the way to the end.................This took a lot of work to put together!You think English is easy??

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture..

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig..

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this ..

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?We call UP our friends.And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.At other times the little word has real special meaning.People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.When the sun comes out we say it is clearingUP.When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP,for now my time is UP,so........it is time to shut UP!Now it's UP to you what you do with this email.

Google Tricks!!!!

1. Google Mirror - Elgoog
Hahaha...Tit for Tat from Google!!!! Check ths out

Elgoog

Google homepage written in backwards (Google Mirror). To do this trick, just go to Google.com and type in Elgoog then click I’m Feeling Lucky button.

2. Weenie Google
Amazing Google's kid's play act!!!

Weenie Google

This is the opposite of Epic Google. To try this trick, just go to Google.com, type Weenie Google and click I’m Feeling Lucky button.

3. Google Gravity
Another one from Google Tricks

Google Gravity

With this cool trick, you’re going to see Google logo and other stuffs on the Google homepage falling down to the bottom of the browser.

Google Gravity Trick

To do this trick, just visit Google Gravity or go to Google.com and type in Google Gravity then click I’m Feeling Lucky button.

4. Epic Google
Epic Google

Want to make the font size of the Google homepage excessively bigger? To do so, just go to Google.com, type Epic Google and click I’m Feeling Lucky button.

5. Tilt
Tilt

This one is another cool trick which is almost the same as the “Do a Barrel Roll”. Just go to Google and search for “tilt” without the “” to see it in action.

Again, if you’re feeling lazy, just click this link and I’ll Google it for you.

Thanks to Nutle for sending us this tip!

UPDATE: I just learned that aside from “tilt”, you can also use the word “askew” to get the same result.

6. Do a Barrel Roll (new!)

This trick has become trending in Twitter and even in Facebook! Among the Google tricks here, this one is my favorite! To see it in action, just go to Google.com and search for “Do a Barrel Roll” without the “”.

If you’re kinda lazy, just click this link and I’ll Google it for you.

Thanks to Sivleptcb for the heads up!

7. Google Logo Trick
google fun trick
1.type www.goglogo.com
2.type your name
Goglogo - Create your OWN Google Search Page - Google Logo Maker - Google Logo Creator
www.goglogo.com
Goglogo allows you to create Google Style search engine for yourself. Its a free Google Logo Creator - great for fun!
Goglogo - Create your OWN Google Search Page - Google Logo Maker - Google Logo Creator
www.goglogo.com
Goglogo allows you to create Google Style search engine for yourself. Its a free Google Logo Creator - great for fun!

8. Google is just nothing but heart of the Internet, can you imagine internet without Google. It is really very difficult, for a common internet user Google is just everything, we can’t even imagine our life without Google.So let us see this below tricks to play with Google.These all are Google Tricks Some Google Fun Tricksintentionally left because of some reasons,Google don’t want to reveal the reasons behind these loop holes,anyway we don’t want to know even…
Google Fun Tricks :
Google Trick1:

1). Go to Google home page.

2). Type find Chak Noris and click on i’m feeling lucky

Now see what google find for you.. It will show a message in red color “Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.”
Google Trick2 :

1). Go to Google home page.
2). Type the answer to life the universe and everything and click on search.Google answer to the universe Some Google Fun Tricks

See this above image for the result the answer to life the universe and everything is 42.
This answer is from book The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, This is “Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Google Trick3 :

Type in adress bar ” http://www.google.com/Easter/feature_easter.html”.

Here you can find a hidden game offered by Google.Start playing easter eggs game with Google.
Google Trick4 :

This trick is about the Google mirror,if you want to see Google in a mirror then you can use this below trick…

Go to “www.google.com”
Type in search field:”elgoog”
Go to first link finded!

Google Trick 5 :

Type in adress bar “www.google.com/unclesam”
-This is a google function which search will list only .gov(governamental) ending sites.
Google Trick 6 :

Barrel rolling, yes this is a latest one. follow this steps to perform this trick..

Go to Google and type “DO A BARREL ROLE”.
Wait for it… icon smile Some Google Fun Tricks

Google Trick 7 :

Google gravity is another cool tricks you must want to check…

Go to Google and type “Google Gravity”.
Click on I am “I am feeling lucky”.
All the Google web page falls down with the gravity effect, even if you want you can try to search…

English is a Crazy Language - From: Charlie Indelicato

English is a Crazy Language

From: Charlie Indelicato

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant

nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins

weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.



We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that

quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is
neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.



And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't

groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the

plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index,
2 indices?



Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you

comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch
of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?



If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats

vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps
you bote your tongue?



Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum

for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and

play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that
run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?



How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and

wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while

quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell
one day and cold as hell another.



Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are

absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a

sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who

was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those
people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?



You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house

can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out
and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.



English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the

creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That

is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are

out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but
when I wind up this essay, I end it.